Policeman, Policeman, Are You My Friend?

Policeman, Policeman, Are You My Friend? / Rebeca Monzo

Rebeca Monzo, Translator: Unstated

The other afternoon at home, talking with a friend, she was telling me,

dying with laughter, that when she went to Central Park, a well-dressed

man holding a little boy by the hand came almost alongside her. With us,

she told me, a policeman was walking along, and when the little boy saw

him, he said, "Policeman, are you my friend?"

The father reacted angrily and loudly told the little boy, "I've already

told you a thousand times that the are not your friends."

My friend said she heard him clearly, so the policeman must have as

well, but he continued walking without taking any notice. Then the young

father approached her and said, "Excuse me ma'am, but it's at the

nursery and on the TV that they teach these things, and I'm tired

of explaining it to him. Imagine, I manage a bakery, and every now and

then I end up scapegoat for the nonsense of my employees, because a

baker doesn't earn 200 Cuban pesos* a month.

"I tell them, they have to accomplish the work, produce the amount of

bread required by the plan, and that's what concerns us. The other day,

one of my employees left with a bag with about five pounds of flour, to

resolve [that is, to sell on the black market], and a police officer saw

him and took him to the station, despite my going out to defend him.

"So I went there to try to get him out. They ignored me but after

insisting for a little while, the desk agent took me aside and whispered

in my ear. 'If you give me five cuquitos* (CUCs), you can take him now.'

So that's how I got him out.

My friend told him, "Don't worry, I know what it's like, my friend has a

car from the '50s and took out a license as a taxi. I wish you could see

how the police stop him for anything, and they always hit him up for

some money or a snack. Now my husband knows and always goes out

prepared. He said the other day he saw how one of them take a swig of

rum that another taxi driver offered him, and this is the police on duty

on a motorcycle!"

*Translator's note: 200 Cuban pesos is about $8.00 U.S. Five CUCs —

Cuban convertible pesos — is a little more than $5.00.

September 22 2012


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